Cup 3: I strips to the finish 'cause I eats all my spinach

Author: evil_d

Date: August 9, 2001

by evil_d
8-09-01
How has evil_d been preparing himself for Comic Cup III? Well...
He cancelled his cruise plans. He unplugged my cord. He closed all the windows and locked all the doors.
He came down to the shop and stocked up on joe. He was dressed up like an Eskimo.
He didn't pray, but that's okay; he was going to hell anyway.
He drank lots of whiskey and ate lots of meat. He got tattoos of Maura on both of his feet.
You know, these tales all sound stupid -- and tall. I don't think he's done any preparing at all.
He's probably trying to lose, for you see, the first place prize is a date with me.