Comic Contest 53 - Unlucky Stiffs: Invaders from Beyond

Author: evil_d

Date: August 13, 2001

by evil_d
8-13-01
So that corpse was reanimanted by an unearthly spirit because this place was built on an ancient Indian burial ground? We should tell Roger.
I'm sure it can wait until after lunch. A morning full of embalming can really make a man hungry for a few crisp pickles.
Five minutes later....
Ashleigh, are you down here? Your mom wants... son of a one-eyed optometrist! What in the Sam Q. Hill is going on down here?
Yeeeeaaaargh! Zombie John Holmes lives!
John Holmes? Wow, you're my hero! Can I have your autograph?
I'll trade you for some tender, juicy brains.