For all those college freshmen...

Author: evil_d

Date: August 20, 2001

by evil_d
8-20-01
YEEAAARRRRRGH!
Aieeeeeeeeeee! My orifices!
What the hell's going on in there? What's with all the screaming, and those awful noises?
Oh, the boss is animating his latest tentacle porn video. Got to have it ready for the "Back-To-School Hardcore Cartoon Sale". He likes to make the noises while he works, says it helps him focus.
That reminds me, I have to stop by Victoria's Secret for their back-to-school sale. My girlfriend wants me to pick up some of their "Catholic schoolgirl" flavored lingerie.
Catholic schoolgirl underthings, you say? Listen, forget those overpriced imitations. I know where you can get the genuine article for free, if you don't mind secondhand merchandise. Follow me.