Late Night TV (part 2)

Author: evil_d

Date: August 20, 2001

by evil_d
8-20-01
The following program is sponsored by Eggbeater City. At Eggbeater City's Back-to-School Sale, buy six eggbeaters and we'll give you a free chicken!
Welcome to Frat Row Cinema. Tonight, Ron Palillo stars as a wild sophomore in The Horshack of Notre Dame.
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Check it out, guys, it's that junior girl, Esmaurelda. With this new "sonic undresser", I can blow the panties clear off her body! Watch!
Wooo! Upsilon Phi Sigma rules!
...sanctuary...