Comic Cup III: The lifecycle of a superhero

Author: evil_d

Date: August 28, 2001

by evil_d
8-28-01
Egotism
Spankling, are you finished yet? How can a guy spend so much time in the bathroom with a copy of "Insects of North America"...?
I'm in training! With this knowledge and my awesome comedic might, I will save my buggy brethren from the clutches of evil!
Heroism
Spankling *is* a funny motherfucker, but I can't help thinking that he might be going a little too far....
Yes! Let us go forth, my stick-sidekick, and rid this world of those who would trample insects underfoot!
Realism
...so the officer said, "I don't care what your sacred mission is, that's not your Beetle, and this is grand theft auto." I don't get it... after I went to all that trouble to make a Spankling-symbol!
And the moral of the story is: when your science teacher told you spiders were your friends... he didn't mean it like this, folks.