Hax0r Jack goes to Hell: episode 5

Author: evil_d

Date: January 31, 2001

by evil_d
1-31-01
I can't help noticing that you're lying down on the job, Styx. Who's your current assignment?
Hax0r Jack, that 12-year-old twit. I had him give Sisyphus a lunch break.
Are you saying a pre-teen is too much for you to handle?
They're the worst! Besides, this is my third hax0r d00d this month! Why should *I* have to put up with all their crap?
Because if you don't, I'll make you a Slashdot author.
See? That threat *works* on *me*!