If the Cold War had been waged via the internet

Author: evil_d

Date: February 1, 2001

by evil_d
2-01-01
Look, darling! Dr. Manhattan is making a speech on the internet.
Good evening, people of the USSR. I am Dr. Manhattan. As you know...
...my recent involvement in a bizarre scientific accident has given me superhuman powers, including the ability to duplicate myself, alter my size, and teleport over great distances...
...as well as foreknowledge of future events. Since then I have officially delcared allegiance to the United States of America, thus turning the tide of our two nations' nuclear standoff.
I come before you today, then, to deliver a message on behalf of the government of my country:
All your missile base are belong to us!