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| Bad news, DexX. Conversion to the Church of Arse has dropped off sharply. It seems that some people just can't be arsed. | |
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| That kind of defeatist attitude has no place at the Church of Arse, Dan. We just need to come up with a few good lures. | |
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| Well, we could form a hierarchy. People would start out as Arse Virgins and work their way up to being Arse Masters! | |
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| That's... a good idea, but let's put it on the back burner for now. | |
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| Okay... how about Arse Monks? First we train them in the martial arse, then after years of study they'll learn to control others' arses mentally! | |
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| I'm growing delirious just from thinking about that kind of power. | |
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