Crisis management at Lowpass

Author: evil_d

Date: February 2, 2001

by evil_d
2-02-01
Hey, Stick-man. What happen?
I got this letter from the bank today. They say I'd better pay them soon or they'll repossess all my base. Know how I could make a lot of money fast?
I s'pose you could try selling drugs....
I thought about that, but there's not enough profit in it. The market's flooded -- drugs everywhere you turn!
Well, there's always prayer....
I don't know... me and Jesus aren't exactly on speaking terms, what with him being nailed to that cross, and me being the only one around here with a hammer.