A nation perplexed: Interrogation

Author: evil_d

Date: February 2, 2001

by evil_d
2-02-01
How do you explain Exhibit A: a pack of cigarettes with the phrase "All your base are belong to us" on it? The Surgeon General's office assures us that they've never issued any such warning.
That's not an actual pack of cigarettes, it's just a picture of one. Some people can work wonders with graphics programs.
And what about the mind-control devices you've been operating -- the ones that cause people to repeat that phrase over and over?
Um... I think you made that up just now.
Well, his story seems airtight to me.
What's that ya say, girl? Ya want a whore ta bite yer knee? Lord amighty, y'all're so confusin' it's no wonder ya been re-elected six times.