Why being a teenager sucks

Author: evil_d

Date: February 4, 2001

by evil_d
2-04-01
Oh, my! Aren't you getting to be very tall!
This just in: some people are taller than others.
So, I guess you'll be starting to drive soon, huh? Wow, I'll make sure to stay inside when you're on the road! Heh!
Yeah, I think you'd better.
I suppose you'll be heading off to college soon! Do you know where you want to go?
Depends, will the clown college give me a discount if I mention your name?