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The TV attacks! The TV plays a Gap commercial. You drink a potion of Good Taste and get +5 Dexterity. You attack! You reach for the remote. The TV parries your attack! The TV returns to the program!
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The program is a "reality" show! You drink a potion of Common Sense. You realize that reality shows aren't real at all! The TV is stunned! You attack! You pick up the remote. The TV recovers!
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The TV casts a spell of Gratuitous Sex! You see vast quantities of bare skin. You are stunned! The TV drinks a potion of healing. The TV attacks! Critical hit!! You get -2 Willpower, -6 Intelligence.
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