CC77 - Conquering the earth will be easier than you think

Author: evil_d

Date: November 7, 2001

by evil_d
11-07-01
Can we go over the plan one more time?
Sure. You're disguised as a member of the planet's most prevalent species. Their culture seems to be based on destruction, so just go tearing around and find some stuff to knock down.
Right. And you?
We've determined that they take their orders from low-level artificial intelligences made out of metal. This robot disguise is meant to convince them that I'm some sort of messiah.
Okay, I've got all that. But why is your mother-in-law disguised as a mushroom cloud?
I'm hoping the wind will blow her away.