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| This is Marcia Brady for QVC news, reporting live from the war-torn nation of Pacmanistan along with renowned war correspondent Hawk Punter. | |
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| As Americans already know, Pacmanistan's despotic government might be harboring individuals who were friends with those responsible for the tragic eating of over 6,000 US citizens earlier this year. | |
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| That's right, Hawk. The US military has responded quickly, deploying air forces to attack the Pacman citizens with experimental weaponry. | |
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| Located in a historically dry, barren climate, this year Pacmanistan is expected to receive more precipitation in the form of explosives than of water. | |
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| I don't understand! No matter how many energy pellets we eat, the bombs keep killing us. | |
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| I found an escape tunnel, but it only leads to the other side of the bombing area. | |
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