Comic Contest #3 - What, you thought he had feet that big?

Author: evil_d

Date: February 14, 2001

by evil_d
2-14-01
Hi, Clango. Don't bother talking to me; I can't hear you. I've got a banana in my ear.
Sure, whatever Gabe. Listen, I know you probably don't want to hear this, but Maura wants me to tell you that she's leaving you, for me.
I can't see you too well, either. I have cookies in my eyes.
Heh heh, right. Um, she also asked me to tell you why she's dumping you, which is because of certain, er, difficulties, in, well....
I'd get up and go home, but it's tough to walk with all this celery in my shoes.
Listen, Iron Chef Dreamcast, I got two words for you: spaghetti dick. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a woman to please.