Good thing Chuck Berry isn't alive to see thi-- wait, he is?

Author: evil_d

Date: September 15, 2008

by evil_d
9-15-08
o/`   Ridin' along in my automobile!   o/`
o/`   A freaky-looking, googly-eyed talking bear beside me at the wheel!   o/`
Hmm, all those qualifiers really ruin the meter.
You forgot "man-eating".