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| So I had to make a delivery to this woman's house, and she had all these turkeys running around that she kept as pets. Turkeys! Those birds could feed a lot of hungry people. | |
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| Don't even get me started on the space it takes to house them. It's the same with any pet, really. Pets are just status symbols for rich people. All those resources could be put to better use. | |
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| First question: are you familiar with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs? | |
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| Why do people keep asking me that? | |
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