I'm not even a Democrat

Author: evil_d

Date: October 28, 2008

by evil_d
10-28-08
Well, I can't vote for Barack Obama. Larry down at the dry cleaners' said he was a terrorist, or maybe it was a Muslim... wait, was he a Weatherman?
Let me get this straight. You believe that Barack Obama is a terrorist, and that millions of Democrats have failed to notice this fact, and nominated him for president...
...at the risk of scuttling a once-in-four-years chance to guide their country's political path... but that Larry down at the dry cleaners' knows the real scoop?
Well... news travels slowly, sometimes.
It does when your news source is Larry down at the dry cleaners'.