My advertising campaign

Author: evil_d

Date: December 10, 2008

by evil_d
12-10-08
Only Abilify™ is FDA-approved to treat depression in adults when added to an antidepressant.
Wow... I have GOT to get in on that racket.
Buy pure, fresh, WATER! Straight from the tap to our bottles to you! Water is scientifically proven to suppress the symptoms of the common cold when combined with a cold medicine!
But that's not all! Water plus a vitamin is guaranteed to raise your body's nutrient levels! Water plus painkillers will eliminate headaches! Water plus a bus token will get you to 14th Street!