|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Surprising news from Antarctica today, as researchers there have discovered that penguins are amateur alchemists! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| That's right, Tom. A new study shows that when penguins inhale large amounts of greenhouse gases, small amounts of gold show up in their excretions! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| This remarkable quality means that the fuzzy little guys could be a great help in cleaning up the environment, while making some money for their owners on the side. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Everybody already loved penguins because they're so cute... | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| ...but with the discovery that they're also monetarily and ecologically valuable, expect their popularity as household pets to increase significantly. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|