CC423: Fullmetal Clergyman

Author: evil_d

Date: April 9, 2009

by evil_d
4-09-09
When the Church asked me to help make Easter special again, I thought, what does Easter have that other holidays don't? The answer: resurrection.
And so, I'm proud to present the first in a series of resurrections of people we all know, love, and wish hadn't died: Pope John Paul II!
Greetings, my children! The Lord's blessing be upon you!
Eh? Eh? Oh, come on! I raise a pope from the dead, and all you can do is sit there with your mouths open like you're horrified about something?
I told you you should have done Biggie Smalls.