You're an Adult Book Store, Aintcha

Author: evil_d

Date: April 24, 2009

by evil_d
4-24-09
Excuse me. The sign outside says that this is an adult bookstore?
That's correct, sir.
What makes it so adult? Can it have pages made of tobacco papers? Is it old enough to rent some rolling stacks? Can it consent to an intra-library loan?
Its architecture is fully developed, and it's acquired the wisdom and maturity that come with age.
Also, it wants you to get off its property.