Formal attire

Author: evil_d

Date: May 14, 2009

by evil_d
5-14-09
You have got to be kidding me.
I am a mighty Norseman! The blood of thousands of proud warriors runs in my veins!
You realize that's nonsense, right? Your blood cells are completely replaced every few months. Medically speaking, not even your own blood runs in your veins.
I... my every step is shadowed by the spirits of thousands—
Take off the fucking helmet, Eric. You're wearing a tuxedo to our wedding and that's final.