The Emo Pirates need something to do

Author: evil_d

Date: September 24, 2009

by evil_d
9-24-09
Oi, there! It was ye who stole me Get Up Kids concert bootlegs—don't try ta deny it!
Oh, an' if I did, maybe 'twere retribution for yer takin' me advance copy o' the new Panic at the Disco album!
I thought it were only fair seein' as ye lifted me signed photo o' the members o' Fall Out Boy!
Sigh... this be wrong. We Emo Pirates oughtn't ta be thievin' from one another. We should be plunderin' emo booty from other vessels!
It might help if ye weren't the only scalawags on th' seven seas that actually like the stuff!
Egads! Metal Pirates!