A culture clash

Author: evil_d

Date: September 25, 2009

by evil_d
9-25-09
Arr! What be all this commotion about?
Cap'n! We've been boarded by Metal Pirates!
Hell yeah! Let's get some real music going in here! I'll go get the distortion pedals while you stay here and practice your growling!
Don't forget the facepaint!
I used ta think an Emo Pirate's worst problem was bein' bored. But bein' boardED be much worse!
We've got ta scare 'em off! Quickly—pipe some Saves the Day through the ship's PA system!