CC434: The perils of sea travel

Author: evil_d

Date: October 1, 2009

by evil_d
10-01-09
I will make a meal of your mind.
We be pirates, matey. Ye'll not find enough brains fer a soup 'twixt the whole crew.
Then I will require a sacrifice of fourteen of your comeliest virgins.
After six months at sea, ye'll not likely find any o' them aboard either.
Fine... what can you do for me?
I kin validate yer dockin' ticket.