Comic Contest #5 - Just pretend he looks like Mike D, okay?

Author: evil_d

Date: February 18, 2001

by evil_d
2-18-01
Hey! I reco'nize you! You're Mike D from the Beastie Boys! You guys are great, man! Always rappin' 'bout Burger King 'n shit.
I think you mean White Castle.
Yeah, whatever man. Hey, you kids are an inspiration to other WASPs like myself. If you guys can be famous rappers, then maybe we can too, right?
You know all three of us are Jewish, right?
...are you sure you're Mike D? I'm beginnin' to 'spect you're an imposter!
I think someone here is pretending, alright, but it's not me.