What to call it on your resume

Author: evil_d

Date: October 21, 2009

by evil_d
10-21-09
"Sustenance facilitator"
You can supersize that for just 49¢ more.
"Livestock end-of-life counselor"
Hold still, Belinda! Squirming is only gonna make it hurt worse!
"Valuables storage advisor"
You'll put your wallet and jewelry in the bag quickly and quietly if you know what's good for you.