Speaker for the Dead in three panels

Author: evil_d

Date: November 30, 2009

by evil_d
11-30-09
We're allowed to study you, visit you, and talk to you, but strictly forbidden to influence the development of your species in any way. So don't learn anything, okay?
Sure; we'll try not to let our awareness of another intelligent species of bipeds that can make clothing, electric fences, and spaceships and has taught us two of its languages affect our daily lives.
I'm part detective, part psychologist, and part eulogist. I've left my family and travelled 22 light-years to solve your problems with my incredible powers of insight!
Problem number one: you're here.
The trees are our fathers. It was they who told us you were coming.
Oh yeah? Well the internet is my girlfriend, and she told me all about you too, so how do you like that?