CC441: I've been giving these out for 647 years

Author: evil_d

Date: December 7, 2009

by evil_d
12-07-09
Your total is $32.50.
Oh, uh... it's traditional during Kwanzaa to give customers a 50% discount.
What? That's not true!
How would you know? Do you celebrate Kwanzaa?
No, I guess you're right... okay, $16.25 then.
Of course, our most sacred Kwanzaa tradition is the oral sex with strangers.