CC441: Time-honored Kwanzaa traditions

Author: evil_d

Date: December 7, 2009

by evil_d
12-07-09
The ceremonial making of small talk with a cow
Nice weather we're having, isn't it?
The traditional orbiting of the earth
To me, it's just not December 28th if I don't spend it in zero gravity.
The customary playing of practical jokes on people who don't celebrate Kwanzaa
...then after Bessie and I got back from space, it was time for the underwater darts tournament.
What a rich heritage you have.