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| The other day, an ignorant friend -- acquaintance, I should say -- gave me a tape to listen to, saying it was the best death metal he'd heard in years. | |
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| When I played it, it turned out not to be DEATH metal at all, but BLACK metal! Can you believe that? | |
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| What the hell does that have to do with anything? | |
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