Retroactive Man & Potential Lad Under the Sea (4/9)

Author: evil_d

Date: February 15, 2010

by evil_d
2-15-10
Waterdude! I came as soon as I cared! What's the situation?
Retroactive Man! Thank cod you're here! Pacifis is under siege by the ex-Nazi shark-mutant supervillain, Unterseeherr!
Have you tried giving him Czechoslovakia?
He told me he wouldn't negotiate with anyone who couldn't breathe underwater and then kicked me in the nuts.
I have to admit, that helmet doesn't exactly boost your credibility.
I'm only half merfolk, okay? My mother was from Cleveland! It's not my fault!