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| Santa, now that Christmas is over, the gang and I were wondering if we could maybe have a few days of vacation. | |
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| Vacation?? You should be grateful I let you keep your job at all, after that strike you organized back in June! Get back to work before I feed you to the reindeer! | |
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| I don't get it. We mine coal 365 days a year, but most children still get presents in their stockings! Where does all the coal go? | |
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| Damn it! Only 25 million tons this year! How are we supposed to keep the fires of eternal torment burning with this? | |
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| Guess you just weren't bad enough this year, boss. Next year, let's try bombing Amnesty International's headquarters or something. | |
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