The Compartmentalist laments the uncultured palate

Author: evil_d

Date: December 27, 2001

by evil_d
12-27-01
So are you going to review the new "Shattered Mirror" album for the 'zine?
I don't know, man. I listened to it over and over, and like... half the songs are thrash metal, and the other half are speed metal. I have no idea how to categorize it!
What? Why would anyone make an album like that?
Beats me. I bet no record stores stock it 'cause they don't know what section to put it in. Serves the band right for selling out their fans like that.
Of course, most record stores don't *have* separate sections for speed and thrash....
Certainly they do! It's the idiot stockboys who always put everything in the wrong place. Sometimes I go around and fix it, just to be altruistic.