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| Do I love you? Well, let me put it this way: of all the things I do to kill time, you're the prettiest to look at. | |
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| You're so funny! Let's get married! | |
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| Members of the jury, I ask you to find this man guilty on the grounds that he didn't express grief in the proper way after his mother's death! Oh, plus I think he killed a guy or something. | |
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| Okay, first, that killing was totally justified because the victim's sister was cheating on this guy my client knew. Second, the dude was only an Arab, so who cares anyway, right? | |
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| Faced with the prospect of death, I suddenly find myself overcome with the desire to live! Just don't ask me what for.... | |
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