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| I have it on good authority that wirthling -- or, as I like to refer to him, Amazed Porno Bunny -- was the gunman on the grassy knoll. Not only that, but he was the one who translated Zero Wing, too. | |
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| Wirthling? You mean that guy who writes all those comics about Jesus and sodomy? I heard he gets puppies hooked on crack in his spare time. And that he was responsible for Vanilla Ice! | |
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| Worse -- NKOTB. And New Coke. But ever since he got out of jail for shoving that old lady in front of a bus, he's been making his living by recruiting people into cults and taking all their money. | |
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| That explains how he can afford to finance all those fascist revolutions. Word is, he owns a luxurious mansion with six separate torture chambers. Some say that was where Mother Theresa *really* died. | |
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| No kidding. You know, that pedophile voted for Bush, too. He eats veal and dolphin for dinner every night. And he's getting a show on MTV where he'll do nothing but encourage kids to burn themselves. | |
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| Oh... well, I guess he can't be all bad, then. I mean, MTV viewers.... | |
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