CC470: I don't trust the new advisor

Author: evil_d

Date: February 24, 2011

by evil_d
2-24-11
Sire, the people are upset about some of the new laws. Particularly the ones saying that peasants are to "go naked at all times, swimming at least once a day, and pay all taxes in blood or flesh."
Upset? You tell that rabble they'll do what their King says and like it. First one who gives you trouble, you run 'im through, just to make an example.
Of course, your highness.
Have to admit I don't understand the nudity myself.
Clothes get stuck in my teeth.