Ways to become King of England if you're not very strong

Author: evil_d

Date: February 25, 2011

by evil_d
2-25-11
"Who so Pulleth Out This Sword of this Sheath, is Rightwise King Born of England."
I think I can handle that.
"Who so Pulleth Out This Phone of this Cradle, and with it Call 1-900-HOT-CHIX, is Rightwise King Born of England."
Really? Because I was going to do that anyway.
"Who so Best This Emu at the Game of Basket-Ball Upon the Eve of Michaelmas, is Rightwise King Born of England."
O... kay....