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| The following are verbatim quotes from the travel brochure you got: | |
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| "No amenities" ... "ideal site for stargazing" ... "peace and quiet like you've never experienced anywhere on earth" ... | |
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| Look, Betty, a man can only go to Disney World so many times. | |
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| ... "plenty of campground on the shores of what locals call the 'Sea of Tranquility'" ... | |
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| Okay, I admit that one should have been a clue. | |
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