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I was having enough trouble trying to think of a gift for Big Evil Dan.
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| Maybe I could write a sensible ending to the "Remaking a Classic" series for him... or have Helmut interview him.... | |
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| I keep dropping hints about the "When I Grow Up" hooker, but no one listens.... | |
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Then Bottlerockett comes along and announces it's his birthday too.
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| Pr0n. You can't go wrong with pr0n. | |
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| I don't have any pictures of people puking... he probably has the latest Wu-Tang album already... comic books then? | |
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Then it hit me: there's two of them... they're both male... what better way to say "happy birthday from all of us at Lowpass" than with the gift of gay sex?
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| You know what? Suddenly I remembered it's not really my birthday after all. Funny, huh? | |
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| Well, he doesn't have green hair, but.... | |
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