Stop him, before he governs us all

Author: evil_d

Date: February 23, 2001

by evil_d
2-23-01
...reckon that'll keep the Iraqis busy for a spell. Now Johnson, I want you on the horn to Britain, and tell 'em baseball's their national pastime now!
Uh, sir, I don't think that's really advisable.
Why in tarnation not? I never seen the point in that cricket business, myself....
Yes, sir, but as I've tried to explain before, you don't have the authority to make decisions like that for other nations.
Why sure I do! I'm the leader of the free world, ain't I?
I keep telling you, sir, that's not actually your title....