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| Spock, I've been experiencing a burning sensation when I transport. What could that mean? | |
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| According to these readings, you've contracted a severe case of spaceshiphilis. | |
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| What? Do you mean to say I've got Klingons on my moons?? | |
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| It would seem that your years of bedding genetically incompatible females have caught up with you. | |
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| I've witnessed the return of Herpes Comet?? | |
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| Count your blessings, Captain. At least it's not aster-AIDS. | |
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