Everything I know about God, I learned from video games

Author: evil_d

Date: March 13, 2012

by evil_d
3-13-12
My children, do not let scientists trick you into believing in dinosaurs. God planted those bones in the ground to test our faith!
I sure did! And man, you have no idea how funny it is to watch those guys spend their whole lives obsessing over a practical joke!
Er... my Lord? Is it really you? Have you come to earth to begin the Rapture, and summon the faithful to your side?
Eh, not exactly. I'm getting bored with this game, so I came to stir up some tornadoes and floods before I start over. Think I'll make frogs the dominant species!
Anyhow, if I were you guys, I'd buy umbrellas. I mean, you're screwed either way, but it might make you feel better. Toodle-oo!