UFOMG

Author: evil_d

Date: May 8, 2012

by evil_d
5-08-12
Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals.
Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field.
So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love!
I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows?
Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks!