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| You're too bad at your job and/or life to be trusted to do the most important thing you'll ever do. So I'm going to replace you with an unprepared amateur at an inopportune moment. | |
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| Al, my invisible friend, I need you to help me become fully competent in something I have no experience with in about 24 hours so I can solve some problem that I don't know about yet. | |
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| Will you ever learn not to talk to me while people are around? Keep quiet for a minute while I figure out whether you're here to save someone's life or stick up for the rights of some minority. | |
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| Well, we averted the crisis without anyone wondering why you spent a few days acting weird and forgetful. | |
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| Now to leap away and leave this guy to deal with the consequences of having done something he'd never do for reasons he doesn't understand. | |
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