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| Hey, bitch. Was that your girlfriend I saw you walking around campus with, or did your grandma come to visit? | |
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| You must be referring to my professor. | |
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| Oh, I get it. Professor of Women's Studies, am I right? Hey, your secret is safe with me. | |
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| Wait, so shouting loud enough for the whole bar to hear is your idea of keeping a secret? | |
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| Okay, you got me. I'm just jealous because I want your body all for myself. | |
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| What—to stuff, or to wear? | |
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