...but this is in no way autobiographical

Author: evil_d

Date: November 17, 2012

by evil_d
11-17-12
Can I be serious for a minute?
I doubt it, but please do try.
You're my favorite sparring partner. Why haven't we gone out yet?
Our relationship is abusive now. I can only imagine what it would be like if we started dating.
Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. I bet you'd enjoy a good hate-fuck.
Sorry, but I'm saving myself for hate-marriage.