Get it in writing

Author: evil_d

Date: March 28, 2013

by evil_d
3-28-13
Aha—found you! We're eating venison tonight!
Please, good sir! I am a magical deer! If you spare my life, I will repay you!
Hmm... okay. What can you do for me?
Well, you look kind of scrawny. How about I turn you into a total hunk?
Thousands of years later:
In retrospect, I should have asked, "a hunk of what?"