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| How come there's a condom on my banana? | |
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| That's not a condom, that's my wife! | |
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| My god, you're right! How could I not have seen it? I feel like a veil has been lifted from my eyes. | |
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| That's not a veil, that's my wife! | |
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Long story short: the "That's My Wife" nun was elected president and led the nation into a new era of peace and prosperity.
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| "...to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States." | |
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| That's not a Constitution, that's my wife! | |
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