FTC167

Author: evil_d

Date: October 22, 2013

by evil_d
10-22-13
How come there's a condom on my banana?
That's not a condom, that's my wife!
My god, you're right! How could I not have seen it? I feel like a veil has been lifted from my eyes.
That's not a veil, that's my wife!
Long story short: the "That's My Wife" nun was elected president and led the nation into a new era of peace and prosperity.
"...to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
That's not a Constitution, that's my wife!